The future of media is media. The future of innovation is innovation. In the spirit of both media and innovation, it’s time to announce we at have announced plans to go public.

That’s right, a media IPO. Our content is craved by desperate millennials, they are the little piggies, the squealing hogs who make this next-generation media company hip and with it. Got student debt but love reading about the MUNI? The only media company for you is


And so we want to take that to a wider audience. Stonks are for sale now, I guess, at let’s say 12 bucks a pop at a valuation of 500 million American dollars. You can DM me or hit me on VenMo if you need anything. See you in the 22nd Century where THE FUTURE LIES GOOD NIGHT AND GOD BLESS.

Staff writer, Deadspin

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