At approx. 2:08 p.m. Pacific Standard Time in Berkeley, CA, I saw the dog you see above you right there. Clearly, she didn’t get close enough for me to get a good or even passable picture of her. However, I caught a glimpse of her walking with her owner before I was able to access my camera. Here is a list of facts about this dog:

  • Owner had a rat tail
  • Owner was smoking a very long cigarette
  • Dog is a puppy
  • Breed uncertain; perhaps Australian Shepherd?
  • Dog regularly sat on the concrete and refused to walk until strongly prompted

This concludes Dog Story.

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