How Old Is Each Deadspin Staffer? Here's A Guide [Update]

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  • Maitreyi*
  • Lauren*
  • Gabe*
  • Shaina*
  • Eric*
  • Nick*
  • Emma*


  • Tom Ley*
  • Samer*
  • Anders*
  • Kiran*
  • Billy*
  • Luis*
  • Laura*
  • Chris*
  • Kelsey*
  • Giri*
  • Patrick*
  • Dennis*
  • Hannah*
  • Maddy*
  • Jorge*


  • Drew*
  • Dan*
  • Barry*
  • Diana*
  • Dom*
  • Albert*
  • Roth*
  • Burke*
  • Dvora*
  • Megan*

Dave McKenna

  • Dave McKenna*

This is a breaking news post, and will be updated if changes occur.

Update (3/14/2019, 4:05 p.m.): Luis is a medium.

Update (5/14, 11:27 a.m.): Emma is gone!

Update (12/7, 4:18 p.m.): Dvora and Barry have ascended to elder, and we have also implemented the emeritus tracker, which will only apply to those who were with the site when this post was first published onward.


Update (10/17/19, 5:18 p.m. ET): Made a bunch of changes, Giri and Patrick have been promoted to medium, Dan is now elder, Maitreyi is here, and Megan and several other recent alumni are now dead.

Update (11/1/19, 2:58 p.m. PT): Everyone is dead. This will be the final update.

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