Teen

  • Laura
  • Patrick
  • Giri
  • Lauren
  • Gabe
  • Shaina
  • Eric*
  • Nick*
  • Emma*

Medium

  • Tom Ley
  • Samer
  • Jorge
  • Anders
  • Kiran
  • Dan
  • Billy
  • Luis
  • Chris
  • Dennis*
  • Hannah*
  • Maddy*

Elder

  • Drew
  • Barry
  • Dvora
  • Diana
  • Megan
  • Dom
  • Albert
  • Roth
  • Burke*

Dave McKenna

  • Dave McKenna

This is a breaking news post, and will be updated if changes occur.

Update (3/14/2019, 4:05 p.m.): Luis is a medium.

Update (5/14, 11:27 a.m.): Emma is gone!

Update (12/7, 4:18 p.m.): Dvora and Barry have ascended to elder, and we have also implemented the emeritus tracker, which will only apply to those who were with the site when this post was first published onward.